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Practical, sturdy, and print-friendly, the Gildan 18000 sweatshirt remains a top choice for custom apparel.\n\n Disclaimers:- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\n- Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.\n.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is built for comfort and durability, made from a medium-heavy (8.0 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²)) 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend. \n.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. 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